If Hell Was Real, This is How I Would Imagine It Would Be Like

Imagine a big stove that stretches across a room or at least big enough for two people to get on top of.

Now, imagine putting all of the burners on high and lying stomach down on top of them, with the devil behind you penetrating your asshole with the handle of a cast iron skillet that’s been left in the oven on 500 for a couple of hours.

Yeah, hell, ladies and gentlemen.

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